What we were thinking: The Enigma Gamers-A CATS Tale #7 of the Enigma Book Series-
Author Insight –
Negotiate from a Position of Strength
This story allowed us to align folks to opposite sides and then let them argue their position. Some won some lost, but all had a distinct point of view.
In this segment the sides were in part taken from events in the airline industry, with their overall disregard to first their employees then their customers. To a degree that is changing of late, but we still find it relevant to poke a bit of fun at some in the industry who have forgotten what customers do for them or how their employees take the whipping for corporate mistakes.
Do you have some airline related stories you found annoying or even entertaining? Please share on the twitter and FB posts for this story. Enjoy this first CATS Tale which is a fork in the road of the continuing stories of The Enigma Series.
Excerpt-The Enigma Gamers
Chuck, realizing that something was fundamentally wrong with this picture, responded, “Why would you want to reopen discussions with labor? Let’s be honest here, our teams didn’t bargain with each other to everyone’s mutual benefit. You took a hard line and basically threw labor out of your business model. Let me recount your marketing position:
“First, Fast Flyers – Automating low-cost air travel.
“Then, check us out on the web at FF.com
“Or, my favorite, your tagline – We got you there!
“Your airline has been rebranded as:
“Overall, Floundering Flyers – The high cost of automated air travel.
“With that new tagline – There! We got you, sucker!
“Your automated check-in of bags and people with RFID tags resulted in no humans at the gate, dispensed with all baggage handlers with an automated bag sorting carousel, replaced the flight attendants with drink serving robotics, and modernized the on-ground servicing of the aircraft with state of the art ground robotics only lightly monitored from an insulated data bunker, outsourced off-shore to reduce costs.
“You put the screws to the pilots and told them this was the wave of the future, and if they didn’t play ball your way they would see themselves flying freight dog runs out of Guangzhou, China.
“Your team got everything they wanted! Then, of course, we were told which crumbs we could have if we behaved ourselves. Have you now determined the crumbs we were offered should be withdrawn?”
The Sean tried to conceal his uneasiness with the accusations with his best salesman grin of acceptance. He too brightly responded, “This is precisely why we want to reopen the negotiations, Mr. Wood. From every angle that we have looked at the contract, we find some inequalities that in good conscience must be revisited. Let me first start off with …”
Chuck cut off The Sean’s opening monologue. “And before we discuss anything, do you want to introduce me and explain the purpose of these two contractors who are seated at the table? It is poor manners, even for you, not to introduce two new interested parties to our negotiation round. I’m pretty sure that they are not the finance dweebs you brought in last time, because these folks look like they have seen some sun. They also don’t have pencil necks.”
Before the lead management negotiator could properly formulate his next cheery, upbeat statement, Chuck flatly stated, “You might as well know that we know your human- free, fully automated flight service is being pounded. Anybody and everybody you threw out of work when you re-baked this airline, to use your terms, was waiting and hoping for you to stub your toes and fall down. From what we are hearing, not only did you stub your toes but you’re about to be forced to fall on your sword. It’s all over the news and the Internet that your big debut, didn’t.
“Your practice runs went well enough, but something went hopelessly wrong during your grand opening. We particularly liked hearing about your problem with the automated lavatory ground gear pumping into, rather than vacuuming out, the sanitary systems of the aircraft. Nothing like having raw sewage a centimeter deep in the aircraft to ground it. But your public relations snafu has really made this airline sparkle when it comes to the social media buzz.
“Your web site said FREE travel, and people signed up for it only to be told that was a mistake. It would not have been so bad if your automated baggage shredder hadn’t ruined all those passengers’ belongings. You should have had some other contact centers teed up just in case there was an unforeseen problem, because your outsourcing travel services support lines simply fell off the grid. Now you know, nothing aggravates a traveler more than when they can’t yell at someone concerning their problem.